| Under normal circumstances, I would only highlight certain points of my victim. However, upon reflection, I have decided that my points here would best be made if I gave the full context. When I initially read this story, it gave me a splitting headache that was only cured once I consumed enough alcohol to kill the brain cells imprinted with the experience. Unfortunately, I had bookmarked it, and did wind up recalling those carefully destroyed memories.
Every time I read this story, I find more and more errors. I have given up, and have decided that discretion is the better part of valor in this instance, and I will give extra credit points to anyone who finds things I might have missed.
I feel compelled to state that there is a very strong likelihood that this Penelope Quirke is a child. There is a definite infantile feel to much of this story, yet she managed to code a web page for it, so she can’t be that young. Either way, once something is placed on the web for public perusal, it’s open season as far as I’m concerned.
That said I hereby invite you to enjoy my take on this waste of time.
( Opposite Copies )
 An 'F' with added flair!
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| I chose to combine an essay and a critique this time, since the only way to explain what I felt was this story’s biggest sin wound up taking nearly as much space as the rest of my review. I am also not including quotes as I usually would, because, quite frankly, I didn’t want to have to go back and read this story all over again.
Title: Family Way Author: sandyg Type: FPS Pairing: LOTR Aragorn/Legolas Rating: NC-17 Supporting cast: In parts 2-3 Galadriel performs a hilarious star turn as Legolas’ cranky powerful Auntie Gala. Author's Notes: Steamy sex, angst (I think a male Elf would feel a little angst discovering he can become preggers) and emotional turmoil. Brief Arwen bashing but nothing too cruel. Summary: Legolas 1st person POV. Once the Ring is bye-bye, after he performs the hokey-pokey with Aragorn a startled Legolas discovers he’s, as he claims, “the legendary beautiful Elf with the special added features.” Hmm...
( The Family Way )
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| The victim this time is Captured! by PrincessG. The only thing captivating about this experience was the fit of giggles that consumed me when I saw the ludicrous title.
Title: Captured! Author: PrincessG Summary: Daniel is captured by a goa'uld with evil designed upon the fair archaeologist
( Captured! )
The complete story can be found here: http://www.sg1-heliopolis.com/helio2/archive/5/captured.html
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| My therapist, whom I have begun seeing since reading this story, says that it would be good for me to vent my feelings. He says that by suppressing my emotions, I am at risk for developing any number of problems, including but not limited to, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. In that case, I have harnessed my inner English Teacher, and gone to town.
If, upon reading my critique, you have some sort of masochistic desire to read this fic in its entirety, it can be found at http://www.geocities.com/hostate/fic/A-F/orders.html
Title: Following Orders Author: Dorotea Rating: NC-17 Summary: The General is having a bad day. You provide stress reduction therapy. If you're looking for more of a plot than that, you are looking in the wrong place. Disclaimer: I don't own the General, I'm just borrowing him and I'm not making any money with him. Author's Notes: Um, this is my first General Fic, so I'm kinda nervous.
( Following Orders )
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